A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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