- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!