Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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