- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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