- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

whats worse than gill? nothing

women's rights

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Diarrhea

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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