Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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people magazine

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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SEX

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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