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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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