What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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