- Anti Joke

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.