- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Women's Rights

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit