What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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