Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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