A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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don't just stand there

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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