- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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