anti jokes are really funny

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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I have a horse.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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