What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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