2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Robin, get in the car!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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