what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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