- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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