Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

so...um, yeah

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Alright then, call me sometime then.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

arena football

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A man goes to the potty.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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