- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

gingers

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Tony Romo

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

it was all Tagart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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