Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Title IX

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

People...

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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