- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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