- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

irish man drinking john smiths

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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