- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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