- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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