- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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