WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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