Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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roy g biv

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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