- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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