- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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