- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

women's rights.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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