- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Women's rights.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A cat playing laser tag.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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