Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

black people

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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