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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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