What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Women's Rights

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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