A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Anti Joke

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