- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Your sex life.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What if I told you.....potatoe

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??