- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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