Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Where's my baby??

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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im saul and i love cock

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Whats 1+1? window!

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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