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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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