- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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