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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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