You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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