Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

H o m o comes out as homo

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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