- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

i hate non minorities!

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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