If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

knock knock Goodbye

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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