- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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