Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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