Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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