What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Where's my baby??

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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