What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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mental kid

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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