- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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