- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

I was once a hamster.

penis?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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