- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

batman has diarrhea

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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