- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Whats funny? Your face.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Stephen Hawking can walk

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

I drive a 'rarri

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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