- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Vaginal secretions

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Cancer.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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