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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Guest what? Dog

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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