Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

I like school Said no one ever.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Mooses

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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