Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Men

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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the sky is green no it is not

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Brain fart

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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