- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

No your aunties a joke

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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