- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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