- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

poopy is poopy

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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