- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Moral

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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