- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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