- Anti Joke

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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