- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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