Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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your mum

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Equal rights!

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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