sucks Syntax...

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Anti Joke

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