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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

KOOKABURRA

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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