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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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