Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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