- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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