How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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