- Anti Joke

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.