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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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