Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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SEX

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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