- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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