- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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