- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

arena football

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Your mother just died.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Racial Equality

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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