- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Connor is homosexuaI

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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