- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Who is John Galt?

Yanter, Look it up

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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