So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What can hitler cook well Steak

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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