Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Okay.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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