- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

It's all Taggart

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Justin Beiber

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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