- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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