What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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