- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Your sex life.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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