- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

nolan is gay

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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