Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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