Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Julian Ha.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Hi

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

i keep getting thumbs down...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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