Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Women drivers...

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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