- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

I just drank a cola.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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