Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

38 studio's new game... Finance City

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

The cream, it is coming

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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