- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Everybody will die

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

13 =B you just learned something

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.