- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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