Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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