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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Women's professional sports

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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