Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

How do you make a little girl cry?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Anthony sucks

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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