- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Your mother is average.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's blue? The sky.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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