- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

gingers

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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