- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

What is better than life? Nothing.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

The Qur'an

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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