- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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