- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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