What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Ask me if im a tree? No

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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