(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

A man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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