- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

I C U P White stuff

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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