- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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