- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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