Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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TELL

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