- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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