roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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