a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Tim likes girls

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Penis

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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