What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

belly button

Adam Chebali is awesome

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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