What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the new green? Green

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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