-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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