Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Your Mom The End.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What black and has children A black man

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

woman's rights

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why so serious ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

fridge

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

i saw amango it splootered

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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